It’s not about the music,music, music..it’s about the SHOES

Can’t say I’m a huge fan of  Jesse J’s music. She sounds like Katy Perry if KP had an actual voice, and looks a bit like KP if KP had an actual face. (No really, See *CAS  aka Christina Aguilera Syndrome)

Also, both KP and Jess look like they’re trying to summon the spirit of Joan Jett. (What do you mean she’s not dead?)  I reckon they have about as much talent as a turd has a chance of winning an Oscar for best actress. Oh wait, it did, dressed in pink in 1998 . Strike that.

Ah, but we all know talent doesn’t count for much anymore. Sad but true. Sure, the song is catchy, but  so’s herpes.

What is NOT sad though and definitely talented is the awesome collection of shoes in this video.Truly Fucksome.

Apologies- I can only find Vevo vid of this track on youtube.

*CAS- Does anybody know what Christina Aguilera really looks like? Rumour has it in the late 90′s a pretty tranny got way over ambitious and started plotting with Barbie on how to fuck over the airwaves by ululating the global population into submission and then taking over the world.The plot is taking a bit longer than intended and Barbie has been ditched for her stand-in, Cher.

xxx

kitty