Scratching Post: Howard bout a threesome?

So I finally got sorted on a decent wi-fi connection yesterday, and finafuckingly I can get on to youtube and twitter. Much like PDA  and twinkies, (anybody sort me a twinkie and you  have a friend for life. Well, not really, but I guess I‘d owe you something hot and messy ), some social networking sites are not easily accessible or downloadable (skype) around here.

For the past few months  this meant not only uprooting, being temporarily unemployed, and trying to figure out how so much bad taste (watch this space) can be  concentrated in one city, I also had to put up with intermittent wi-fi .So the first thing I did yesterday was go on youtube and try and catch up with this world.

Among the list of festive uploads, was a truly bizarre Howard Stern show with Wilson Phillips. Now those of you born after 1990 will say who the fuck? Actually I reckon so would the rest of you.
Maybe this will help?

No? Then stop reading and go do something else with your hands.
Oh, there’s one other person here who knows who I’m talking about . So yeah, these girls formed part of my childhood/early teen fantasies. No, not that kind, though it did involve me holding something wand-like to my open mouth, but the object in question was a mic and in my fantasies I was blonde and the lead singer of a harmonising girl group. Yes, sadly, I also was fucking lame once upon a time.
Wilson Phillips had two good years of fame and recognition in the 90‘s, and while they‘re all grown up mommas now, I still remember them as they were in the music video above: golden, happy, and kinda…chaste?

So there they were on Howard Stern talking about cum on their faces and the tightness of their vaginas, underwater vibrators. I’m no prude, and I loved the show, they sounded like they were having a blast with Howard and George. Although I think in future, when I’m soaking in the tub and the bubbles are making me feel all nostalgic, and I’m singing ‘Hold On for one more day ’, I doubt I’d be able to think anything other than *Chynna Phillips not wanting him to come in her mouth. It’s just not going to be the same anymore.
Oh yeah, they were promoting a Christmas album and Chynna is a born again Christian. And you think Russell Brand is twisted hot.

*Let’s spare a thought for poor William Baldwin who doesn’t get blowjobs.
(I intended to entitle this post ‘Cum on baby’, but I reckoned unless you REALLY liked Wilson Phillips in the early 90‘s, you probably wouldn’t appreciate.)